Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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