i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
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Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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