"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
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Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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