I'm really into asian looking animals
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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