Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
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