problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I think my moral compass just broke
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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