now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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