dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
well, you know. whores of a feather.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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