He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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