I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
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Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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