My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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