remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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