don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
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she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
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I'm gonna fight the coyote
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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