normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Randomize
