My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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