i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
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We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
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Send help, water and tortillas.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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