Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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