i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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