you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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