Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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