Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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