im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Fuck appropriateness.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
My penis needs a shock collar
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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