YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
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Sorry I peed on your ottoman
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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