I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
