Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
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