Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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