I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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