yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
send nudes
from the living room?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
Randomize
