like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
This house was built for laser tag.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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