nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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