The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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