a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
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