woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
