yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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