After last night, I could never be a politician.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
