i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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