i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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