we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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