Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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