Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
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Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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