Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
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at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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