My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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