did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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