i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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