My first STD was from a foam party
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
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Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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