Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
