Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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