he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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