she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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