Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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