You really coming over, don't trick.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
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There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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