Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
