i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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