After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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