Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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